NASA Embedded Artist?

This article came out recently in the New York Times describing a reemergence of an artist residency/collaboration with NASA. I'd like to propose an "embed" with JPL or NASA Goddard. Surely the International Space Station needs an artist to test the effects of zero gravity on oil painting technique. I travel light, I fold up pretty small, and I have access to Dramamine.Oh, and SpaceX?  Someone is going to have to do the first plein air paintings on Mars.  Could be good for morale...As an aside, you can now download the NASA "Visions of the Future" posters, and check out the "Mars Needs You" posters... lots of fun! (More about invisiblecreature.com, the design firm that JPL commissioned for the posters.)